Jokes are like candy; delicious, nutritious and sweeeet. Its my duty, passed down to me by a giant bird in my dream, to bring humour to the masses. Humour is many things - most importantly, it is the Canadian spelling of humor. That aside, it is also "any animal or plant fluid, whether natural or morbid, as the blood or lymph." So, humour is all around us, waiting to escape our veins. I'll be [metaphorically] slitting my wrists every two weeks and pouring my humour all over the internet. I hope you enjoy these delicious pieces of blood candy - Ben